February 13 2008
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A 19 year old male child by the gens of Kristian Gracie Allen Carl is won over he’s a vampire/werewolf hybrid. He likewise confident a 15 year old miss that he encountered one nighttime that he was, and they made it. After being picked up for intimate Assault Kristian demoed his canine dentition to patrol officers to turn out he was expressed creature, but they made non go for it. To get affair worsened the crazy stated police that he has a defender dragon that protects him from sinners.
Whoa there Kristian, you’ve travelled excessively far. A vampire/werewolf compounding I could think, but one with a protector dragon? Get existent. You cognise this truly makes me question the cogency of your hybrid claim. I’m getting down to believe you’re only a guy that’s earnestly humped in the caput. But to be safe we’ll be packing material both silver slugs and wager when the hunt club comes up to give you a sojourn this weekend. Respective of the hombres are genuinely emotional about the chance of sacking a vampire/werewolf hybrid. Me? I’ve getting to desire that dragon is existent after all.
Spiritual Assault called [morningcall]
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thanks to Brytne, who cognizes no news is full news, for the bakshish
Subscriber Comments
The Fosse - Feb 13, 2008 11:23 AM
As a dragon-saved vampire/werewolf hybrid myself, I can vouch you that this kid is Non one, only because he well to state everybody! Certain, it’s utile for marking some tail end in one case in a piece, but by and large, giving away the nature of your dragon-proteted vampire/werewolf hybridishness is a big thought.
Typically, what one of us would do in this instance would be to move entirely normal until the dragon pounced down, and rived the ceiling off of the police force place, at that point we’d go werewolf, tear up the spot, then go vampire and wing extinct.
Yeesh. Amateurs.
guate6 - Feb 13, 2008 11:54 AM
Wow…today the link at a lower place has a somewhat funny variant of the clause.
I appeared at his myspace and he has an album called “pup domestic dog” 
Besides, he ca non spell to relieve his living. It’s funny though, he has an album called “Allies” where he as…wait for it…ONE picture…indication the subtitle on the picture it states “my cuzin kolten’s gurlfriend brenna” Cunning.
guate6 - February 13, 2008 11:57 AM
Original article: http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/02/09/wtf/medico47ae52a958532785563542.txt
Beer and Golf February 13, 2008 1:16 PM
everyone cognises that firedrakes are no match for the POPO
Ramon M. - Feb 13, 2008 2:40 PM
Hahaha…he’s locomoting to imprison were he can be part vampire part werewolf all bitch for a guy called dragon.
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