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BY THEODORE_DONALD_KERABATSOS AT 02/10/08 09:39 PM

And here we all matted decent and cozy in our DU!AN home…. and a cat locomotes and acquires his cervix in the fashion of someone’s skate. How mannered.

BY NATIONALCOHOLIC AT 02/10/08 09:40 PM

Anyone else google “hockey goalie throat slash” after picking up this tidings? C’mon, I can be the only one who likes acrobatic snuff films, right??

BY
AT 02/10/08 09:45 PM

They beginned acting Spoon’s most recent record album when his throat acquired cut? How uneven.

BY SUNDEVILDOGG AT 02/10/08 09:55 PM

Clint Malarchuk’s scar but jerked uncontrollably

BY SLOTHROP AT 02/10/08 09:56 PM

When I was a kid, I almost misplaced an oculus dropping on a skate leaf blade.

No joke, I have a bitchin scar on my went away oculus palpebra. Biddies dig it. So Zednik should not have any trouble with the gentlewomen. nowadays.

BY Personal magnetism AT 02/10/08 09:57 PM

Good, I guess we cognise who is getting dressed up as Nicole Brown Duchess of Windsor this twelvemonth.

BY Personal appeal AT 02/10/08 09:58 PM

Personal appeal: For Allhallows Eve, that is.

BY PQ CRASH AT 02/10/08 09:58 PM

The Wu-Tang Kinship group was right…protect ya’ cervix, boy.

BY UKRAINENOTWEAK AT 02/10/08 09:59 PM

The quiet of the sphere is very crawly.

BY NATIONALCOHOLIC AT 02/10/08 10:00 PM

SunDevilDogg: Is Voldemort skulking?

BY J-NO AT 02/10/08 10:00 PM
BY YOSTAL AT 02/10/08 10:01 PM

Holy crap. I mean, agh.

BY SIGNAL TO Resound AT 02/10/08 10:02 PM

Ow, ow, ow. Full affair he’s OK….

BY JB* AT 02/10/08 10:03 PM

Frick-on-a-stick… what a good fortune rolled in the hay up catastrophe.

BY MADKTDISEASE AT 02/10/08 10:03 PM

buffalo has had got two skate-cutting-jugular incidents, and their freakin’ jumbotron struck down onto the water ice. they’re slipped from having a hockey team.

BY RACISTMASCOT_Iraqi National Congress AT 02/10/08 10:05 PM

This is wherefore they should not let ninjas play hockey.

BY SLOTHROP AT 02/10/08 10:09 PM

who was the goalie who near choked on the water ice? celestial sphere to betsy, hockey traumas are terrific.

BY Sensible Incertitude FOR A Sensible Cost AT 02/10/08 10:10 PM

Holy fuck.

BY BIZZO5000 AT 02/10/08 10:11 PM

First affair I idea of was Clint Malarchuk and all the greenhorn card game I held of his.

/gumshoe

BY Brazil THRILL AT 02/10/08 10:11 PM
BY BERTO: THE Subsequence AT 02/10/08 10:12 PM

Wow. Only Wow.

BY 44 IN A Quarrel AT 02/10/08 10:14 PM

I’m acquiring nauseating only holding back for the Page to lade.

BY ADISMALSCIENCE AT 02/10/08 10:17 PM

And simply conceive - just about 20,000 viewing audience saw it all live on whatsoever the shtup web grudgingly pose hockey today.

BY MADKTDISEASE AT 02/10/08 10:17 PM

madktdisease: clint malarchuk.

BY Brazil THRILL AT 02/10/08 10:17 PM

44 in a Dustup: It’s candidly not as graphical as the cartridge clip of Malarchuk’s injury. They never show this one close up.

BY T H AND E AT 02/10/08 10:18 PM

What in the gens of Sweeney Sir Alexander Robertus Todd?

BY MADKTDISEASE AT 02/10/08 10:20 PM

Slothrop: btw, yea, they are pretty terrific. i was at the game where bergeron acquired hit by Mary Harris Jones. i made not feed for the remainder of the four hours. i genuinely idea he was the next Travis Roy.

BY SLOTHROP AT 02/10/08 10:23 PM

Pitiful Travis. I genuinely hope Zednik can come up back from this. Next season.

and thanks for the stroke up in my mouth for memory Malarchuk’s injury.

BY BERTO: THE Subsequence AT 02/10/08 10:32 PM

Manner to use up charge underneath, Adepts big work force.

BY HIT BULL WIN STEAK AT 02/10/08 10:36 PM

UkraineNotWeak: meh. It’s a Jaguars game. No one is of all time there.

BY Rodya Raskolnikov AT 02/10/08 10:39 PM

It was in Buffalo. Everyone’s there.

BY TWOEIGHTNINE AT 02/10/08 10:39 PM

meh. It’s a Felis oncas game. No one is of all time there.

It was in forepart of a traded extinct American bison crowd.

BY MORDECAI1908 AT 02/10/08 10:43 PM

Slothrop
That was Clint Malarchuk, and guess who he acted for. Yep, Buffalo. Happenstances suck in every now and then. Then once more, betwixt these two hockey traumas and Everett’s ruinous injury, mayhap Buffalo is the spot to be if you earnestly jacked up up during a sporty case. They appear to cognize what they’re making there in footing of medical specialty.

BY THATMARKDUDE AT 02/10/08 10:43 PM

Unhappily, this is the only style a non-closer will get hockey on the radiolocation here at Deadspin.

BY HIT BULL WIN STEAK AT 02/10/08 10:48 PM

twoeightnine: I guess McGahee was right. There genuinely ISNT a good deal to do in Buffalo.

BY BERTO: THE Subsequence AT 02/10/08 10:53 PM

Boris Diaw sounds like Domenico from A Pipped At Love.

BY AFINO AT 02/10/08 10:53 PM

Wow.

Merely, wow. I was there. Holy shit.

BY NATIONALCOHOLIC AT 02/10/08 10:57 PM

ThatMarkDude: Um, goalie fight??

BY UKRAINENOTWEAK AT 02/10/08 10:58 PM

I call back when Mark Irving Howe acquired his second joint empaled on the stanchion they use to have in the bottom middle of the end. That was awful.

BY Frame Feeder AT 02/10/08 11:01 PM

ThatMarkDude: Hey, that’s not dead on target. A Puck could vote out a watcher.

BY KID Canada AT 02/10/08 11:05 PM

Field hockey participants - TOUGH AS Musket ball.

BY BERTO: THE Subsequence AT 02/10/08 11:10 PM
BY MIYAMOTOSCHIN AT 02/10/08 11:14 PM

Nationalcoholic: Is there anyone who makes not google “hockey goalie throat slash” mundane? I cognise I do.

BY KID Canada AT 02/10/08 11:15 PM

I wonder if Kraut Lee Jerry Lee Lewis even cognizes where he is corrected nowadays.

BY ONIONRINGS AT 02/10/08 11:19 PM

My mammy dyes her whisker the like color that John Fogerty uses.

BY BERTO: THE Subsequence AT 02/10/08 11:29 PM

Wow. Herbie John Hancock? Anybody for some breakdancin?

And cue the Kanye detonation in 3…..2…..1….

BY THE HZA AT 12:00 AM

I uhm, took you a set aid?

BY FROZENTED AT 12:02 AM

I’m surprised it makes not come about more frequently really.

BY Small Business Administration AT 12:26 AM

I took hold of a twosome movings from my DVR, not for the sqeemish:

BY THE HZA AT 01:05 AM

: Oh Supreme Being, you were not pulling the leg of.

BY Jolly Beckett INDIAN Slayer AT 01:27 AM

cues me of my EMT preparation books. Everyone should have a fresh set up respect for gymnastic flight simulators today. They are the first on the vista for well every grievous athletics injury you can believe of.

When you look at SBA’s screen grabs he one matter that strikes me in the first pipped is the aspect of fright on his face. That is some truly scarey crap. I’ll get triple certain my son’s cervix guard is on truly full next time he hits the water ice.

BY Savior SABO AT 02:00 AM

Serpico would have halted that corrupt skate from assaultive Zednik’s throat.

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AT 02/11/08 02:01 AM